Once upon a time a Jupiter Jumper came to Earth. The Jumper asked me to come to Jupiter.
He said, “Would you like to come to Jupiter?” then said, “Of course you would. It’s only a matter of two blocks, Mars Street and Jupiter Street.”
“And that’s only 6,000,000,000 miles,” he continued. “You travel only on Halley’s Comet Bus, and Falling Star Airlines!”
I said, “Okay!” and the Jumper beeped with joy.
At the Comet bus station I said, “Two tickets to Mars.”
At Mars I said, “Two round tickets to Jupiter.”
At Jupiter I asked, “Where are we?”
No responce [sic]! I looked back. He wasn’t there!
I rented a Braniff Flying Saucer and set the dial on “Earth.” I went between Venus and Mars. No Earth! The Jupiter Jumper was about 100 miles away. He destroyed Earth!
I shot a missile at him from the Flying Saucer. It hit him and he fell into the Sun and got burned up.
The Earth came back together and the dead and injured people, animals, fish, and birds came back to life.
Next time I take a trip I’ll go to Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, or Venus.