I wish I could photograph the weirdness. The guy on the right makes up music. The girl on the left tries to follow along. The guy in the middle reads poetry. No idea what the woman in boots does. She hasn’t made a sound.

The always-lovely @vanessa_peters tosses a glance over her shoulder

American car owners eat your heart out. This kind of mileage from a 7-seater? And no pesky lithium ion batteries to dispose of.

Once we got to Holland we were finally free of all the horrible food in Italy so we enjoyed this tasty and healthy snack #sarcasm #vleeskroket #frikandel #heartattack #wtf

But then it got hazy so this was the last photo from Switzerland.

@vanessa_peters rocked the drive through Switzerland in our Citroen C4

Can someone explain to me how a seven seat tour van can get better than 2X the mileage of an American equivalent?

In fact when you go “through” Switzerland you really go “under” it. This tunnel is only 12 miles long.